Socialist Reform in the Fish Tank

An update on my tank: Joe has now taken to terrorizing my other two fishies, and now Benny and Mao have spent the last 48 hours shivering under a silk plant. In fact, they are so stressed and freaked out by Joe that they have lost almost all the red color from their fins. Joe, on the other hand, has flushed a brilliant scarlet color and takes to prancing around the tank like his namesake would prance around the Ukraine.

In order to halt the inevitable Great Purge version 2.0, I have decided to buy two more fish in order to distract Joe and hopefully let Benny and Mao get along with their business. In accordance to the themed drama playing out in my tank I have fittingly decided to name the new "distractor" fish Kulak and Bolshevik, two things I am sure Joe will have no trouble recognizing and attacking.