A Hallmark Moment

Why doesn't Hallmark make mean eCards? Something really nasty, with name-calling and perhaps even a space for a bulleted list of grievances against a certain party. Something cute and animated...but with a deadly twist.

Ex-Boyfriend emailed me today, asking if I was ever going to acknowledge his presence and talk to him again. The short answer? A resounding NO! What I really want to say is "how dare you contact me, you hateful chauvenistic jerk. I loathe you, body and soul. To me, you are the source of all spite and disgust in this world."

If that could be paired with a dancing blue bear and a chipper ditty...
That's where Hallmark could make some real bucks.